lying in the bath just listening to the rain hit the windows, life feels pretty right about now
i fuckin hate EGGS THEY WEIRD ME OUT EGGS ARE SO WEIRD
“heard u were talkin shit”
(via redheadedstepchild)
im already so stressed and tired and i cant concentrate iVE BEEN BACK TO SCHOOL FOR 3 DAYS IM TERRIBLE AT SCHOOL I JUST CANT DO IT
giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer
(via phycso)
You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection
(via whistlingwhileyouwork)
(via heckyeahska)
so it’s almost midnight and my neighbour decides now is the perfect time to cut the grass…
OMFG IT’S A HAMBURGLAR
I CHOKED
OMFG HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHHA
HAMBURGULAR PAHAHAHAAAAA
(via trippxng)
inside, outside
☮hannahwilder;sixteen;inlurve☮ hi face^ 4ft11, vegetarian (& part time vegan), pagan, my boyfriend is a sex god, sublime, nirvana, hole, weezer & the offspring are the best, i can never make up my mind and i'm shit at writing these things so bye.
